Showing posts with label CINEMA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CINEMA. Show all posts

Friday, May 09, 2008

"The Legend Of The Lone Ranger"

A couple years back, I posted about my wanting to re-watch THE LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER, the 1981 film starring Klinton Spilsbury in the title role. After purchasing a couple of VHS copies, I tried and tried to watch the film again. The pan & scan-ness of the presentation and my knowing that the film was shot and intended for Panavision 2.35, kept me from digging in completely. Fast forward to early '08 when I came across a widescreen DVD transfer from the fine folks at Flesh Wound Video.

From a collector-to-collector DVD-R basis, FWV clearly leads the pack with their beautiful, painstakingly restored presentations and attractive packaging. In the case of LONE RANGER, the disc contains a correctly framed anamorphic widescreen print with two great bonus features: the film's original theatrical trailer and an extensive photo gallery. Very nice.

After finally taking the time to give it another shot (it's been at least twenty years since my last viewing), my opinion of this film hasn't changed all that much. I enjoyed it back then and, with some minor criticisms, I still do.

By far, this is not a perfect film, but by no means is it as bad as some have criticized. For the most part, it has everything going for it. Stunning cinematography by Laszlo Kovacs, great locations, yet another memorable score by the always impressive John Barry and despite being dubbed by another actor, Klinton Spilsbury's turn as the masked avenger does work. The film also benefits greatly from a few stand-out performances, mainly Christopher Lloyd putting true evil into his Butch Cavendish characterization (an icy-ness absent from previous portrayals) and Michael Horse's interpretation of Tonto, in which Horse not only expounds the dignity and integrity of the role, but also supports Spilsbury's RANGER to the point that his performance does not falter.

THE LEGEND pertains to how John Reid became the masked man and the vengeful mission that drives his hero-like persona. After the origin and events leading up to his mission are presented (within the film's first half), the film begins to fall apart and feels quite rushed when it should not be. At the moment when Spilsbury first turns to the camera in full "LR get-up" to the familiar tune of the William Tell overture, the momentum seems lost. And, the events that transpire from that point, during Reid's quest for justice, never fully satisfy.

The inclusion of the overture unbalances the mood a bit. Sure it's identifiable to the character, but it would have been nice to get a new theme composed by Barry (not unlike the revisionistic interpretations of John Williams in SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE or Jerry Goldsmith in STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE). I get the "return to yesteryear" vibe that the film tries hard to perpetuate, but it clearly does not compliment the mounting, slow burn style the film has already established. Imagine if the central theme music of the 1960's BATMAN series had been incorporated into Danny Elfman's score for Tim Burton's BATMAN and you'll get the idea. I presume this has to do with Jack Wrather's hold on the character from the original television series to this feature film version, but cross-breeding an epic western film with the conventional trappings of a Saturday afternoon serial doesn't even out.

So, there's my main gripe. A great build-up with little pay-off. This should have been at least a two-hour film, rather than one that runs 98 minutes. The first half takes it's time and deserves a respectful, fleshed-out continuation of the storyline. Also, James Keach's dubbing of Spilsbury's vocals is glaringly obvious and while it is done well, it's still hard to get past this fact, making it difficult to embrace the character in a relatable fashion.

Drawbacks aside, overall, I found the film enjoyable and it brought back a lot of good memories. With so much potential, THE LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER is difficult to resist and worthy of a second look.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Popcorn... SCHMOPCORN!

That's right, popcorn fiends, I hate all of you! While I'm not a big fan of it, generally, I don't have a disdain for the poppycorn, but the drowning sounds made by it's natching consumers is what irks my gurk! Why are people determined to NOT close their mouths whilst chewing on this confection? It's as if everytime I go to a picture show, I'm surrounded by bubble gum poppin' Pink Ladies and that just can't be right. Can it?!

My friend Sean (not to be confused with Martin & Lewis' film debut, MY FRIEND IRMA) and I have shared the same thought that if we were to own a movie theater, in a perfect world filled with blue skies and fluffy cotton candy clouds, that we wouldn't serve popcorn. On one hand, it would be sacrilegious to not offer the food forever linked to the film-going experience, but on the other hand, it might prove to be a refreshing change of pace. But, then, there's cheese flavored popcorn, which never gets the recognition it deserves...

Just a thought.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

CineCraze Double Feature Trailer Show

Do you love theatrical trailers? Really?! Me too!
There's a new sheriff in town!
Announcing the CINECRAZE DOUBLE FEATURE TRAILER SHOW!
That's right, kiddies! Double means more than one!
Two... count 'em... TWO trailers on the same program!
That's TWO trailers to TWO different films (unless I goof) on the same mind-numbing double bill! Can your heart stand it?! It should, since they're all completely 100% free of any cholesterol of any sort!


So, check 'em out! Updating regularly and irregularly, just like this blog! Awesome!

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Film House Fever (1979-1995)



To appease myself, I've opted to compile a growing list of all the films I've seen theatrically (yes, I was bored when I came up with the idea). Since I've had a mental block (i.e. 1982), I might occasionally update with further specifics, such as: actual theaters, multiple screenings and Disney re-releases (saw a ton in the '80s, just not sure what year), et cetera. Most all titles are first-run, unless otherwise indicated.

The list is divided by year from 1979 (my first theatrical experience) to 1995 (my theorized cut off, since I actually enjoyed everything I saw theatrically up to that point).

1979

  • THE MUPPET MOVIE

1980

  • THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
  • POPEYE
  • NINE TO FIVE *
  • SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT, PART II *
  • STAR WARS (Re-release)


1981

  • CLASH OF THE TITANS
  • THE FOX AND THE HOUND
  • THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER
  • THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN *
  • THE LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER
  • SUPERMAN II


1982

  • ANNIE
  • E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

1983

  • A CHRISTMAS STORY
  • THE CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER
  • JAWS 3-D
  • RETURN OF THE JEDI ***
  • SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
  • STAYING ALIVE *
  • THE TOY *

1984

  • CITY HEAT
  • GHOSTBUSTERS
  • INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
  • THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN
  • PINOCCHIO
  • ROMANCING THE STONE
  • STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK

1985

  • BABY: SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND
  • BACK TO THE FUTURE
  • THE COLOR PURPLE
  • E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Re-release)
  • FLETCH
  • RETURN TO OZ
  • ROCKY IV
  • A VIEW TO A KILL

1986

  • THE GOLDEN CHILD
  • THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE
  • HOWARD THE DUCK *
  • THE KARATE KID, PART II
  • LABYRINTH
  • LADY AND THE TRAMP (Re-release)
  • LEGAL EAGLES ***
  • POLICE ACADEMY 3: BACK IN TRAINING
  • SHORT CIRCUIT
  • STAND BY ME
  • STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME ***
  • TOUGH GUYS

1987

  • *batteries not included
  • BLIND DATE
  • BORN IN EAST L.A.
  • DIRTY DANCING
  • HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS
  • JAWS: THE REVENGE
  • LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
  • MANNEQUIN
  • MOONSTRUCK
  • OVERBOARD
  • THE PICK-UP ARTIST
  • POLICE ACADEMY 4: CITIZENS ON PATROL
  • PROJECT X
  • ROXANNE
  • SPACEBALLS
  • TEEN WOLF TOO
  • THREE MEN AND A BABY

1988

  • ARTHUR 2: ON THE ROCKS
  • BEETLEJUICE
  • BIG
  • BILOXI BLUES
  • CROCODILE DUNDEE II
  • LICENSE TO DRIVE
  • THE MILAGRO BEANFIELD WAR
  • SWITCHING CHANNELS
  • TEQUILA SUNRISE
  • THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN
  • TWINS
  • VICE VERSA
  • WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
  • WILLOW

1989

  • BATMAN
  • BLACK RAIN
  • GHOSTBUSTERS II
  • HER ALIBI
  • HIGH SPIRITS
  • LETHAL WEAPON 2
  • LOOK WHO'S TALKING
  • NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION ***
  • PARENTHOOD
  • UNCLE BUCK

1990

  • AIR AMERICA
  • ARACHNOPHOBIA
  • AWAKENINGS
  • DANCES WITH WOLVES
  • DICK TRACY
  • EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
  • GHOST
  • HOME ALONE
  • THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER ***
  • LIONHEART
  • OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
  • PRESUMED INNOCENT
  • STANLEY & IRIS
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE MOVIE
  • THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY
  • YOUNG GUNS II

1991

  • THE ADDAMS FAMILY
  • CITY SLICKERS
  • DOC HOLLYWOOD
  • THE FISHER KING
  • FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE
  • HOOK
  • HOT SHOTS!
  • JFK
  • THE LAST BOY SCOUT
  • PROBLEM CHILD 2
  • ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES
  • SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
  • STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY
  • TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
  • WHAT ABOUT BOB?

1992

  • ALIEN³
  • BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
  • HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK
  • HOUSESITTER
  • LADYBUGS
  • MO' MONEY
  • MY COUSIN VINNY
  • SCENT OF A WOMAN
  • UNDER SIEGE
  • UNFORGIVEN
  • UNLAWFUL ENTRY
  • WAYNE'S WORLD ***

1993

  • CARLITO'S WAY
  • CLIFFHANGER
  • DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY
  • FALLING DOWN
  • THE FIRM
  • GRUMPY OLD MEN
  • JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
  • LAST ACTION HERO
  • LETHAL WEAPON 3
  • NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LOADED WEAPON 1
  • THE PROGRAM (Uncut)
  • RISING SUN
  • SCHINDLER'S LIST
  • SOMMERSBY
  • SPLITTING HEIRS
  • WAYNE'S WORLD 2
  • WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S II

1994

  • ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
  • THE CROW ***
  • DUMB AND DUMBER ***
  • KILLING ZOE
  • MAJOR LEAGUE II
  • THE MASK
  • MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE **
  • NATURAL BORN KILLERS
  • PULP FICTION ***
  • STAR TREK: GENERATIONS
  • TRUE LIES

1995

  • BATMAN FOREVER (OR.)
  • CONGO (OR.)
  • DESPERADO (TX.)
  • DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE (OR.)
  • FATHER OF THE BRIDE, PART II (TX.)
  • GOLDENEYE (TX.)
  • GRUMPIER OLD MEN (OR.)
  • HACKERS (TX.)
  • HALLOWEEN ** (OR.)
  • HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (TX.)
  • HEAT (TX.)
  • LORD OF ILLUSIONS (TX.)
  • MORTAL KOMBAT (OR.)
  • OUTBREAK *** (OR.)
  • THE PROPHECY (TX.)
  • PSYCHO (1960) ** (OR.)
  • SPECIES (OR.)
  • TANK GIRL (OR.)
  • UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY (OR.)
  • VIRTUOSITY (I actually despised this one.) (OR.)
  • WATERWORLD (I initially enjoyed this one, but my belief is that I was desperate for another "Mad Max" clone, and it had been a while since my last viewing of "Exterminators In The Year 3000". ACK!) (OR.)

    * Midway Drive-In
    ** OSU Campus Screening
    *** Multiple Screening