Showing posts with label 1980s. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1980s. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Real SPRING BREAK '83!


I’ve been on a reminiscent kick, lately. But, that’s nothing new. It took the long-anticipated release of SPRING BREAK, Sean S. Cunningham's comedy classic, on DVD courtesy of Anchor Bay Entertainment, to hurdle me into re-watching a plethora of 1980s’ teenage/college sex comedies (more on that later). So, I watched quite a few, but I was saving one of the best for last. I finally sat down to watch SPRING BREAK again for the first time in nearly twenty years, and it, of course, was a total blast. I forgot how much I loved this film and picked up on so many elements I had missed before.

SPRING BREAK utilizes one of the common scenarios successful with these types of films: take four horny males and place them in a situation where beer, hormones and wacky situations are destined to flow. With that set-up, throw in some ample nudity, pranks and a great soundtrack and you almost can’t go wrong.

The great thing about this film is that it doesn’t follow that set-up to an exact “t.” Two nerdy types come down to Ft. Lauderdale for the week. They book a room in a hotel and due to a mishap, their room gets overbooked with another pair of males, polar opposite party types. Okay, so what? Well, here’s the thing I never noticed before and what also sets SPRING BREAK apart from the rest of the crowd. Never once is it mentioned that the nerdy types are “nerds.” Never once are they made fun of or put down for not having the same track record as their far more experienced roommates. All we have are four guys out for fun, despite their differences. While it might not be the most accurate approach, it stands out as something that, to my knowledge, hasn’t been addressed in any other film of this ilk. Most films in this genre rely upon such traits to build upon, plot-wise. Of course, it doesn't hurt that the chemistry among the principal leads (David Knell, Perry Lang, Paul Land and Steve Bassett) is a joy to watch, and could be the secret glue that makes this concept work.

Other great aspects to this film (as if I truly need to list them):
  • NRBQ’s “Me And The Boys” compliments the film perfectly. Oh, and Bobcat Goldthwait used it in SHAKES THE CLOWN years later. A tribute, perhaps?
  • Yep, that’s Jeff Garlin jumping in the pool in his film debut!
  • The enchanting Corinne Alphen chanting her desire to “Do It To You” certifies as possibly the ultimate boner ballad. (I’d love to hear The Donnas cover that one!)
  • Hey, Big Brother, are you watching? It’s Sheila Kennedy… topless!
  • .38 Special’s “Caught Up In You”. Such a great tune and so much more fun when you sing along, replacing the “little girl” with "Milton Berle."
  • Jayne Modean… YOWZA!
  • And, Richard Schull always makes for a good foil.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Those Two Coreys!



Okay, I admit it. I'm a fan of the two Coreys, not only the A&E reality series, but also the films that got them to this point.

Flashback to the 1980s when I became a fan of both Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, based on the fact that they appeared seperately in films that appealed to me. So, it was a no-brainer when they collided on THE LOST BOYS. As my father would say, "That's a Nathan movie!" Well, father, that's actually a Richard Donner/Joel Schumacher movie, but I understand what you mean. Next came the second and third entries in their "good quality" trilogy, LICENSE TO DRIVE and DREAM A LITTLE DREAM, respectively.

While watching the previous season of THE TWO COREYS, I had to complete my Coreys DVD collection. That's right. I broke down and bought the iffy-ones. You know, DREAM A LITTLE DREAM 2 (the one that has the plot about finding... wait for it... a pair of magic sunglasses) and the dreadful (and not just in a DREAD ZEPPELIN sort of way) NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LAST RESORT. If you're thinking, "What about BLOWN AWAY?" Are you kidding? Seriously?! Isn't it obvious that it would have already been in my collection based on the Nicole Eggert factor? She nice, ya' know.

Where was I? Oh yes, the fresh season of THE TWO COREYS. The entire reason for a second season (that rhymes) is for those two crazy kids to patch up their differences, move on and more importantly (in a most absurd way) to film the long-awaited sequel to THE LOST BOYS.

At first, I certainly had my reservations about such a sequel existing, but they were quickly put to rest upon viewing the initial trailer on YouTube which contained footage of Corey Feldman in his Edgar Frog garb (and looking like he stepped right out of a time machine) to the beat of a great new cover of "Cry Little Sister" performed by Aiden. I have to say that it all works. I want to see it.

Well, that was the original trailer to the original movie, which has since been revised post-WGA strike to include scenes involving newly-cast Corey Haim. I'm curious to see how this all will come together. THE LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE goes straight-to-video (as was always intended) and streets July 29th, the same day as another '80's straight-to-video sequel, WAR GAMES: THE DEAD CODE.
Whuh? Yeah, I know.


  • UPDATE (07/30/08)

LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE stinks.
Such a failed opportunity.
Pure poo, folks.
And, yes, I should have known.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Jolt Cinema


For nearly a year, I've been on a Jolt Cola kick (not every second, mind you, my heart would explode) and it's been quite the mission to find actual businesses that carry Jolt products.

And now, a short history of Jolt Cola...
Born in 1985, it was first advertised as the ultimate cola providing twice the sugar and twice the caffeine. This, of course, shocked most parental groups and the product went from being easily accessible to scarce in seemingly no time at all. (I think I only had the privilege to consume one six-pack during that decade.)

Always soldiering on, the brand has enjoyed a resurgence in recent years. Jolt was clearly a signature of the '80s, but also clearly ahead of it's time. Fast forward to the current world of energy drinks, Jolt now seems to fit right in. While you can find their energy gum in many locations, their drinks are slowly becoming more and more available. But, there is hope. Walgreen's, the major drug store chain, began carrying Jolt's special energy drinks (Super Cola, Passion Fruit, Blue Raspberry, etc.) a few months back, which could lead to a lot more "Jolt awareness". Fingers crossed!

So, what does all of this have to do with cinema? First off, I always felt that it was a missed opportunity that New Line Cinema never struck a cross-promotional deal with them in the '80s for their "Nightmare On Elm Street" films. The connection is obvious. Perfect Freddy repellent! Secondly, the fine folks at Jolt Energy have created a website, which welcomes participation from the fan community in the form of stories, photos, advertising, et cetera. So, that's where I came up with the Jolt Cinema line of advertising.

On my own time, without endorsement nor compensation from the Jolt brand, I've created a few movie tie-in ads and am offering those ads here, because I'm not sure if the Jolt folks will dig them or not.





Thursday, March 08, 2007

Film House Fever (1979-1995)



To appease myself, I've opted to compile a growing list of all the films I've seen theatrically (yes, I was bored when I came up with the idea). Since I've had a mental block (i.e. 1982), I might occasionally update with further specifics, such as: actual theaters, multiple screenings and Disney re-releases (saw a ton in the '80s, just not sure what year), et cetera. Most all titles are first-run, unless otherwise indicated.

The list is divided by year from 1979 (my first theatrical experience) to 1995 (my theorized cut off, since I actually enjoyed everything I saw theatrically up to that point).

1979

  • THE MUPPET MOVIE

1980

  • THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
  • POPEYE
  • NINE TO FIVE *
  • SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT, PART II *
  • STAR WARS (Re-release)


1981

  • CLASH OF THE TITANS
  • THE FOX AND THE HOUND
  • THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER
  • THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN *
  • THE LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER
  • SUPERMAN II


1982

  • ANNIE
  • E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

1983

  • A CHRISTMAS STORY
  • THE CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER
  • JAWS 3-D
  • RETURN OF THE JEDI ***
  • SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
  • STAYING ALIVE *
  • THE TOY *

1984

  • CITY HEAT
  • GHOSTBUSTERS
  • INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
  • THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN
  • PINOCCHIO
  • ROMANCING THE STONE
  • STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK

1985

  • BABY: SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND
  • BACK TO THE FUTURE
  • THE COLOR PURPLE
  • E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Re-release)
  • FLETCH
  • RETURN TO OZ
  • ROCKY IV
  • A VIEW TO A KILL

1986

  • THE GOLDEN CHILD
  • THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE
  • HOWARD THE DUCK *
  • THE KARATE KID, PART II
  • LABYRINTH
  • LADY AND THE TRAMP (Re-release)
  • LEGAL EAGLES ***
  • POLICE ACADEMY 3: BACK IN TRAINING
  • SHORT CIRCUIT
  • STAND BY ME
  • STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME ***
  • TOUGH GUYS

1987

  • *batteries not included
  • BLIND DATE
  • BORN IN EAST L.A.
  • DIRTY DANCING
  • HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS
  • JAWS: THE REVENGE
  • LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
  • MANNEQUIN
  • MOONSTRUCK
  • OVERBOARD
  • THE PICK-UP ARTIST
  • POLICE ACADEMY 4: CITIZENS ON PATROL
  • PROJECT X
  • ROXANNE
  • SPACEBALLS
  • TEEN WOLF TOO
  • THREE MEN AND A BABY

1988

  • ARTHUR 2: ON THE ROCKS
  • BEETLEJUICE
  • BIG
  • BILOXI BLUES
  • CROCODILE DUNDEE II
  • LICENSE TO DRIVE
  • THE MILAGRO BEANFIELD WAR
  • SWITCHING CHANNELS
  • TEQUILA SUNRISE
  • THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN
  • TWINS
  • VICE VERSA
  • WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
  • WILLOW

1989

  • BATMAN
  • BLACK RAIN
  • GHOSTBUSTERS II
  • HER ALIBI
  • HIGH SPIRITS
  • LETHAL WEAPON 2
  • LOOK WHO'S TALKING
  • NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION ***
  • PARENTHOOD
  • UNCLE BUCK

1990

  • AIR AMERICA
  • ARACHNOPHOBIA
  • AWAKENINGS
  • DANCES WITH WOLVES
  • DICK TRACY
  • EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
  • GHOST
  • HOME ALONE
  • THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER ***
  • LIONHEART
  • OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
  • PRESUMED INNOCENT
  • STANLEY & IRIS
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE MOVIE
  • THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY
  • YOUNG GUNS II

1991

  • THE ADDAMS FAMILY
  • CITY SLICKERS
  • DOC HOLLYWOOD
  • THE FISHER KING
  • FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE
  • HOOK
  • HOT SHOTS!
  • JFK
  • THE LAST BOY SCOUT
  • PROBLEM CHILD 2
  • ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES
  • SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
  • STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY
  • TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
  • WHAT ABOUT BOB?

1992

  • ALIEN³
  • BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
  • HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK
  • HOUSESITTER
  • LADYBUGS
  • MO' MONEY
  • MY COUSIN VINNY
  • SCENT OF A WOMAN
  • UNDER SIEGE
  • UNFORGIVEN
  • UNLAWFUL ENTRY
  • WAYNE'S WORLD ***

1993

  • CARLITO'S WAY
  • CLIFFHANGER
  • DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY
  • FALLING DOWN
  • THE FIRM
  • GRUMPY OLD MEN
  • JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
  • LAST ACTION HERO
  • LETHAL WEAPON 3
  • NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LOADED WEAPON 1
  • THE PROGRAM (Uncut)
  • RISING SUN
  • SCHINDLER'S LIST
  • SOMMERSBY
  • SPLITTING HEIRS
  • WAYNE'S WORLD 2
  • WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S II

1994

  • ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
  • THE CROW ***
  • DUMB AND DUMBER ***
  • KILLING ZOE
  • MAJOR LEAGUE II
  • THE MASK
  • MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE **
  • NATURAL BORN KILLERS
  • PULP FICTION ***
  • STAR TREK: GENERATIONS
  • TRUE LIES

1995

  • BATMAN FOREVER (OR.)
  • CONGO (OR.)
  • DESPERADO (TX.)
  • DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE (OR.)
  • FATHER OF THE BRIDE, PART II (TX.)
  • GOLDENEYE (TX.)
  • GRUMPIER OLD MEN (OR.)
  • HACKERS (TX.)
  • HALLOWEEN ** (OR.)
  • HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (TX.)
  • HEAT (TX.)
  • LORD OF ILLUSIONS (TX.)
  • MORTAL KOMBAT (OR.)
  • OUTBREAK *** (OR.)
  • THE PROPHECY (TX.)
  • PSYCHO (1960) ** (OR.)
  • SPECIES (OR.)
  • TANK GIRL (OR.)
  • UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY (OR.)
  • VIRTUOSITY (I actually despised this one.) (OR.)
  • WATERWORLD (I initially enjoyed this one, but my belief is that I was desperate for another "Mad Max" clone, and it had been a while since my last viewing of "Exterminators In The Year 3000". ACK!) (OR.)

    * Midway Drive-In
    ** OSU Campus Screening
    *** Multiple Screening