Showing posts with label UDO KIER. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UDO KIER. Show all posts

Monday, April 03, 2006

John Carpenter's "Cigarette Burns"


To me, the best thing about Mick Garris' MASTERS OF HORROR series is the return to form for some of my absolute favorite horror filmmakers.

CIGARETTE BURNS is a great example of all the right elements falling into place and giving a great showcase for a director who deserves just that. Some will say this film is a return to form for Carpenter. I disagree, simply because I am a devout Carpenter fan and have appreciated all his films. SO THERE!

Norman Reedus is always good (even in the insane SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY). The plot itself is an obvious parallel to Roman Polanski's highly underrated THE NINTH GATE. Another connection I noticed was that the main character's mission in each film is assigned by a former Dracula, Frank Langella in THE NINTH GATE and Udo Kier in this film. Aside from these similarities, the story works quite well. I have to say that while the premise may seem ridiculous in theory, I've always followed the logic of trusting filmmakers and there are some who have betrayed that trust. Brings to mind my fear/fascination of certain films and/or the legends behind them and their filmmakers. SALO being a perfect example.

Without giving anything away, there's a particular moment where a character stabs himself in not one, but both eye sockets, with a seemingly six-inch-long instrument. That's fine. But to portray the moment as if the same instrument would not penetrate and kill the brain, instead leaving the character continuing to speak, is completely absurd and, for me, hard to overlook. That's my "oh well" gripe for today.

Note: Cody Carpenter (son of John Carpenter and Adrienne Barbeau) makes his film scoring debut here and it's a nice, subtle work.

Friday, February 24, 2006

USA Network Memories



A long time ago, from a cable box and/or satellite far, far away...
Back in the day, the USA Network had to be one of the best cable networks around. This channel provided so much in genres of horror, sci-fi and exploitation. Basically, films you may never see on television again, severely truncated or not. Honestly, what other network had the nerve to air Paul Morrisey films, such as FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN and BLOOD FOR DRACULA? Sure, they were edited beyond recognition at points, packed with re-composed shots of an actor's face being super-zoomed-in on during a moment of bodily torment. Imagine the shot in "Frankenstein" when Udo Kier's hand is severed or the moment when his character meets it's demise in a "dis-heartening" (Spoiler alert... Ah, too late!) form of punishment. "What's happening to Udo?! He looks constipated!"
My point is that commercial television won't pay these films such consideration, ever again. And, that's a shame, considering how such airings broadened my film tastes and influenced me to seek out the uncut versions to these classic and not-so classic films.

For what it's worth, here's a brief list of some of the films I had the pleasure to witness on vintage USA, circa 1987-1991...

As seen on COMMANDER USA's GROOVIE MOVIES:
  • AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
  • THE BLOOD BEAST TERROR
  • C.H.U.D.
  • DEMONOID
  • DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE
  • DOCTOR DRACULA
  • THE FINAL TERROR
  • FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL
  • LET'S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH
  • NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (Colorized)
  • A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK
  • THE SWARM
  • TOXIC ZOMBIES

As seen on USA SATURDAY NIGHTMARES:

  • AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
  • THE APPOINTMENT
  • BASKET CASE
  • BLOODBATH AT THE HOUSE OF DEATH
  • THE BROOD
  • THE CHILDREN
  • DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS
  • DAY OF THE DEAD
  • DEADLY EYES
  • DEVIL TIMES FIVE
  • DREAM SLAYER (BLOOD SONG)
  • THE EXORCIST
  • EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC
  • GROTESQUE
  • THE HAND
  • HELLO, MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II
  • IT'S ALIVE
  • IT LIVES AGAIN (IT'S ALIVE 2)
  • LASERBLAST
  • THE LONG DARK NIGHT (THE PACK)
  • NEON MANIACS
  • NIGHT OF THE CREEPS
  • NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (Colorized)
  • OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN
  • THE POSSESSION OF JOEL DELANEY
  • Q - THE WINGED SERPENT
  • RABID
  • RAIDERS OF THE LIVING DEAD
  • RAZORBACK
  • SHOCK WAVES
  • SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION
  • SLUGS
  • TOURIST TRAP
  • THE UNSEEN
  • THE VIDEO DEAD
  • ZOLTAN... HOUND OF DRACULA
  • ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE

Not to mention all of the great films, horrorific or not, appearing late nite on Friday and Saturday's installments of USA UP! ALL NIGHT, hosted respectively by Rhonda Shear and Gilbert Gottfried. Good times.