Monster Blurbs - Vol. 3

BLACK FRIDAY (1940)

Marquee Chimps - Vol. 3

Tune your radio dial to 95.3 FM!

Monster Blurbs - Vol. 2

THE THING WITH TWO HEADS (1972)

Behind Them Scenes: THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972)

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
Hallmark/American-International, 1972
Directed by Wes Craven
Starring David Hess, Jeramie Rain and Fred Lincoln

Marquee Chimps - Vol. 2

$2 per car load!

Monster Blurbs - Vol. 1

In the grand tradition of those great monster parodies of  the past (such as Cracked magazine's "Monster Party" and the "Monster Laffs" series of trading cards), comes this series dedicated (in love and jest) to our beloved cinematic ghouls of day gone by.

Without further ado, the first entry...

BLACULA (1972)

Marquee Chimps - Vol. 1

Starts Friday!

Behind Them Scenes: GET CARTER (1971)

GET CARTER
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, 1971
Directed by Mike Hodges
Starring Michael Caine

DON'T eat the Jell-O pudding!

The porn industry has always been known for cashing in on a craze whether it be film or television related, but in recent years, there seems to be a major movement in creating such parodies. While, I haven't seen any of these, I can't help but be amused by both their audacity and creativity (so to speak) and one look at their cover art usually provokes a good laugh. It's as if The Asylum had an "adults only" wing.

This particular film, NOT THE COSBY SHOW (XXX) sparks the most interest in terms of taboo, since Bill Cosby would be outraged and, as much as I respect Cosby, that strikes me as pretty damn funny.

From the looks of this trailer, kudos to the cast and production for actually trying to make a worthwhile clone, porn or not.



Finally, Bill Cosby can detest another filmmaker after almost having an "ANGEL HEART attack," back in the late '80s, thanks to the great Alan Parker.

While we're at it, why not make LEONARD, PART 69?